Verbal Voodoo Biography Zed lives in England and hates everything except writing stories, black metal and exaggerating. Of The Creations Below These are the scant few of Zed's writings she deems good enough to show people, but not good enough to request money for. (The majority, of course, she deems unfit for others' eyes.) The best are marked with a *. They could all do with some hardcore editing, but since editing resides in a particularly unpleasant circle of Zed's self-devised hell, you'll just have to take them as they are. Or better, go and read some real literature. Silly Stories Malcolm The Magic Moose (1997, 6K) The Time Machine (1997, 14K) Mixing Physics With Romance* (1998, poem) Nart_Z_Bopper (1999, what teenyboppers' websites would look like if they were into Hitler, not boybands) My Boyfriend's A Re-Enactor (2001, poem) The Sorted Hat (2001, 4K, fanfiction) Reflection (2002, poem) I'm Just A Prat In Year 11, Love (2003, 3K) The Philosophy Stop (2004, 9K) With Oden On Our Side (2008, 11K) Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son (2008, 21K) Return To 'Nam (2008, 18K) The Sponge, The Tower, The Accountant And His Lover* (2008, 18K) Brother Of God (2008, 7K) Let Them Know It's Christmas Time (2009, 15K) A Norwegian Saga* (2011-2, 358K) Eternal Strife* (2012, 29K) Kirkthorpe-Related Creations The Chronicles Of Walter Winterbottom (2001, 33K) T'Lahf And Opinions Of Tobias Winterbottom, Gentleman (2005, 39K) Traditional Tales And Songs (2007, 15K) The Specific Guide To Alternate North Yorkshire (2007, 19K) Christmas In Kirkthorpe (2009, 24K) Part 12 of A Norwegian Saga is also set partly in Kirkthorpe. Sensible Stories Holding On (1997, 8K) Telephone (1998, poem) Now I Don't Know (1998, 51K) Create And Destroy* (1999, poem) Stationery (1999, 11K) High Rising (1999, 9K) The Supermarket (1999, 7K) The Dying Pensioner* (1999, poem) Double Fault (1999, 277K) Along Comes Mary (1999, 24K) Vignette (2000, 8K) Love Is (2001, poem) Personification (2002, poem) Playground Love (2002, 19K) Without You (2002, poem) Home (2003, 7K) The Man In The Kitchen (2008, 13K) Wasted Days (2009, poem) On The Beach (2009, poem) An Ode To Skype (2011, poem) The Bunser's Kindness (2013, 40K) The Bunser's Revenge (2013, 30K) Strange Stories Portland (2000, 7K, true) In Australia (2004, 6K, true) The Railway (2005, 17K) Final Resting Place (2007, 9K) Fragments (2008-9, 40K, true) Let's Invade Poland (2008, 23K, travelogue / gigalogue) Newcastle (2008, poem, true) To Rottendom (2010, 14K, travelogue / gigalogue) Tumblr (2013 onwards, stories and blog) A Finno-Baltic Odyssey (2006) Pictures Of Helsinki, Lake Bodom And Vantaa Pictures Of Tallinn Narva And Its Environs Pictures Of Tartu Pictures Of Riga Pictures Of Kolka Part 1: Metal Heaven Picutres Of Ventspils, Liepaja and Klaipeda Pictures Of Siauliai And the Hill Of The Crosses Pictures Of Vilnius And Trakai Part 2: Summary Pictures Of Kaunas Yuppie Love Contact Mailing List metalzed [at] verbalvoodoo [dot] org (Praise is welcome; criticism, marriage proposals and chatter aren't. A reply is unlikely, as my hatred of spending time on the Internet knows no limits.)