05/10/2004: I Went To London And All You Got Was This Lousy Entry
08/10/2004: Wedding Hells
10/10/2004: Aber Gold Volume II
17/10/2004: Virginity Loss In Vain (not as dodgy as it sounds!)
20/10/2004: Work
22/10/2004: Joy, Rapture and Similar
25/10/2004: Black Celebration

02/11/2004: Cool Beans
08/11/2004: Extra! Extra! Read All About It!
16/11/2004: Trashed, Lost And Strungout
24/11/2004: Life! Woe!
25/11/2004: Orff Daan Saath
26/11/2004: The Evils Of Fast Ticket Machines
28/11/2004: No Sleep Til Long After Hammersmith

07/12/2004: Still Daan Saath. Inniiiiiiit!!!!!
15/12/2004: Alas
16/12/2004: Beeping Yeah!
21/12/2004: Investigating Musical Styles
22/12/2004: Melted Roads And Other Calamities
24/12/2004: Principia Sofa Surfera
29/12/2004: Moving On

04/01/2005: New Year's Eve Was As Boring As Heaven
09/01/2005: It's The End Of The World As We Know It And I Care Not
11/01/2005: Noooo! Future!
14/01/2005: To Die In My Car! Is Such A Horrible Way To Die!
16/01/2005: Rocking All Over Northern England And Southern Scotland
21/01/2005: Livapule! (Take 3)
25/01/2005: I Suffer!
28/01/2005: All My Best Friends Are Rivetheads
30/01/2005: My Baby's All Grown Up

01/02/2005: Return To The Beercart
05/02/2005: Sensible Shoequest: The Final Battle
06/02/2005: My Marvellous Poem
07/02/2005: Frozen: A Bad Fillum
08/02/2005: Feelin' Bad, But I Don't Know Why
                    'Scuse me, while I have a cry!
10/02/2005: Megadeth
14/02/2005: Mingin', Grey And Quite Dead
15/02/2005: I Hate Traffic Lights Parties Part 2
17/02/2005: I'm So Metal Even My Snot Is Black
                    (er, no, Zed, that's just called going to London)
20/02/2005: The Biggest Marker Pen In The World Ever!
26/02/2005: My Life As A Metalhead Part 1
                    Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
28/02/2005: My Life As A Metalhead Part 2
                    Rock Journalism And The Glories Of Crypt Magazine
28/02/2005: My Life As A Rivethead Part 1
                    Strength Through Joy
28/02/2005: My Life As A Metalhead Part 3
                    The Spiky Thing
28/02/2005: My Life As A Metalhead Part 4
                    Random People And Randomer Bands

04/03/2005: Instant Karma
11/03/2005: Be Demons! Be Driven!
14/03/2005: Zed's History Of Gang Membership
14/03/2005: Without Voyeuristic Intention
16/03/2005: The Perils Of Glowing Things
17/03/2005: My Life As A Metalhead Part 5
                    Festivals And In Praise Of Slipknot (really!)
19/03/2005: Kerayzee Hats, Kerayzeer Shops and Completely Kerayzee People